Evan’s Fabulous Cookie Recipe. He Definitely Didn’t Get It Off The Internet DISCLAIMER; This recipe has been tested and modified extensively before I came to this recipe. Well, it had a little bit of modification anyway…. These cookies taste really good. I would definitely recommend you make them. You can make them go ‘cronch’, Read More
HAHA! It’s me. You may have been expecting Sam but no, I, the far superior sibling, am here to tell you my tale of 2020. So sit back, relax, and keep on reading my review of our year sailing and travelling on our boat Fat Susan, because you have nothing better to do with, Read More
As you may have heard, there is a deadly disease going around the world called COVID-19, caused by a new Coronavirus. It would appear that most sensible people are self isolating to try and reduce the number of deaths, which is a good thing. My family and I, on the other hand, are already, Read More
My name is Sam, I’m 14 and I live on a sailing boat called Fat Susan. I’ve lived on Fat Susan for over a year now and it seems time to recap everything my family and I have done in 2019.
A Smug Monday post by Sam (aged 11) and Evan (aged 9) That morning the friends were woken by the stone they were sleeping under shaking. Sam stuck his head out and saw a gigantic foot slamming forcefully into the rock ahead. Then an idea struck like a fork of lightning. He jumped onto, Read More
The friends journeyed for another two hours, by which time, the landscape was just boulders. There were no trees here, nor was there any grass. Just rocks. Rocks everywhere. All you could see were rocks. They snook passed the final human checkpoint and laughed at the stupid human vegetable lovers fumble about with their, Read More
Half way up the mountain, Spam was starting to feel bored. “I’d prefer to fight the next vegetable demon, rather than being this bored”, he said to himself. Passing all of these tropical trees, with legs aching, feet feeling like they’d been run over and generally felling tired all over, it was boring stuff, Read More
The next day, after sleeping in the parked bus’s hold, they headed off, and marched past all the tourists spending their money on guides to take them to the top of the mountain, and jumped onto the roof of a minibus as it sped off towards the Timphon Gate. As they hopped off the, Read More
Following our epic Mount Kinabalu adventure, Sam and Evan have been writing a story. Aided by their dad’s amazing typing skills, they have created a masterpiece! Introducing…… Kinabalu Vegetable Killers – The Adventures of a Ground Squirrel and a Pigmy Rat! Brace yourselves….. It was a fine sunny morning when Evan the pygmy, Read More
A Smug Monday post by Sam (aged 11) and Evan (aged 9) After a long sweaty slog through the stinky streets of Sandakan, in Malaysian Borneo, we arrived at the offices of Crystal Quest, the only (legal) way to Turtle Island. Once there, we took an hour long bumpy and calm boat ride with Alex, Read More